I have always had an innate understanding of what motivates people. A specialty in solving the riddles of the psyche, people are not so hard, their patterns are so predictable. And though the puzzles are never truly solved, each piece builds upon the greater whole. And the one thing I have learned through all this with any degree of certainty is:
Vampires are a Contradiction.

Make and remake, define and undefine, I know that within these, all things align. The puzzle of the mind. It is my domain, my puzzle. You with your well defined reality schemes are destined to become my victim. Nothing you think you know is real, nothing you believe is rational. My contradiction, I give to you.